poltergeist in my drawer

i have this drawer that likes to slide open...a lot. I could approach this very logically and say my office is on a slope and therefore the drawer gravitates toward openness more easily. I could even say the drawer is old and thus the track used so much that the drawer slides open due to lack of adequate tension to keep the drawer in place. But that's no fun. I'm more inclined to think there's a band (yes, not just one) of miniature poltergeists (polter-gei?) that enjoy continuously opening my drawer. I could even really stretch out this hypothesis by concluding that when random things happen such as my computer turning off (more than likely microsofts fault), or papers fly of my desk (when your papers are piled in the form of Mt. St. Helens this tends to occur)...that too could be my poltergeist friends. yup. that's it. I'm haunted. darn. My grandfather sometimes tells me stories of poltergeist, only he pronounces it "polter-geest". This makes me think of poultry. But i digress. oop....there it goes again! Must go tame my "geest" now.