amusing randomness

I found this random snippet of profile-esque description in an old e-mail. It's from some survey that peer pressure made me complete about 2-3 years ago, and it makes me laugh. This is what it says, or...what i wrote about myself:

humorous yet cynical about everyday life. Fiendishly
addicted to coffee, chai, and red bull. Torn between my
love of tasty caffeine beverages and disdain for the evil
starbucks empire. Easily swept away by untraveled places
and unspoken words. If money and the whole work thing
weren't an issue, I'd hop in my jeep and drive cross
country right now for no other reason than it sounds like a
good plan, and i crave the mountains (of the 14er variety).
I am most entertained and comfortable when sippin suds at
the local bar, shootin pool at the work local bar, sippin
coffee and bullshittin in coffee shops where employees are
apron-free, loungin on couches in friends apartments
drinkin beer, listening to great music at small jamband
shows and at large jamband festivals, hiking in the
mountains, sitting by the sea....eating green eggs and ham
with a fox in a box- you get the idea

It's still very true in some parts (the coffee for instance)...except the bar thing. Actually, those places are still locales where I feel comfy cozy....i just frequent them less often. Work and outdoors have taken precedent over a mug o suds at the local watering hole. Instead of going to the bar after work to shoot pool, it's more a weekend thing...but it's still one of my favorite things to do with friends...cuz most of my friends don't get into outdoorsy type stuff so much.