Wednesday, February 01, 2006

SOTU

Bush is a nimrod. He was a nimrod before he spoke even one word last night, and he will continue to be one until the end of time. I didn't pay much attention after about the first 10 minutes, but I had to peruse the morning assessment of his speech. The man never says anything new. I wonder what he does in his stupid little oval office all day. I imagine he has an X-box hidden in there somewhere. Either that, or he spends his time practicing those ever so eloquent language skills with his collection of Hooked on Phonics. I miss the days I atleast respected the president. If I saw Bush on the street, I'd be searching for the nearest produce stand selling tomotoes. Yup, someday I'll end up in jail for a run-by tomato-ing.

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